Lol I love the top one!!

 

I thought you would Prep!

 

Thanks for these good ones Collin, I enjoyed them.

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things the
students did not, and will not learn in school.

He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a
generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set
them up for failure in the real world.
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your 'self-esteem'. The world will
expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You
won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents
had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine
about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are
now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and
listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you
save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try
delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life
HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll
give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't
bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off
and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do
that on your own time..
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have
to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

 

Everyone of those are so true.

 

 

 

I like that persistance one too! I know alot of guys that that poster would suit to a T!

 

 

Some funny posters LOL. There is one about domestic violence but I don't know how appropriate it would be to post here

 

I got one of those to but I don't know if its appropriate either. I will be gone for a while so keep this going till I get back.

 

It may not be appropriate, the rule is that it has to be suitable for a 12 year old`s viewing to be on here.

 

Fomoko1, I don't think a 12 year old should see it so I won't post it . It might be ok in the PA chapter though since 11 year olds use shotguns for murder j/k

 

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed
to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside,
and said, 'I don't like the looks of your wife
at all.'

'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's
a great cook and really good with the kids'.


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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he
can remove a curse he has been living with for
the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to
tell me the exact words that were used to put
the curse on you'.

The old man says without hesitation, 'I now
pronounce you man and wife.'


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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A
Redneck Murder

1. The DNA all matches.

2. There are no dental records.


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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can
you tell me how long it'll take to fly from
San Francisco to New York City ?'

The agent replies, 'Just a minute..'

'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.


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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the
murder of Juan Gonzalez.

'How was he killed?' asked one detective.

'With a golf gun,' the other detective
replied. 'A golf gun?!

What is a golf gun?' 'I don't know. But it
sure made a hole in Juan.'


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Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'

Joe: 'Really?'

Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't
believe in hell.'


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A man is recovering from surgery when the
Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is
feeling.

'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the
four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,'
he answered.

'What did he say?' asked the nurse.

'OOPS'


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While shopping for vacation clothes, my
husband and I passed a display of bathing
suits. It had been at least ten

years and twenty pounds since I had even
considered buying a bathing suit, so sought my
husband's advice.

'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a
bikini or an all-in-one?'

'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd
never get it all in one.'

He's still in intensive care

 

Wow, remind me never to go to PA........