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Old Feb 11, 2009 | 12:22 PM
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the:


UnitedStates Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan given only the following facts about terrorists:

1.The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Saturday.


Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.

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rambuck is turning 18 soon and after he gets his redneck tattoo he is first on the draft list.
 
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Will they be driving Pintos? (in reverse, of course)
 
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Command post can be a single wide, Tactical vehicle would be a 74 Chevy short bed 4X4. Main weapon, Winchester 1300 12ga pump W/ 3 in mag 00 buckshot. Air support would be simple, just drop "Milwaukees best ice" for the troops, along with some pork rinds. The taliban would fold within 2 days max, in the face of this elite fighting force.
 
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I'm getting a tiny blue square with a question mark inside where the pics are supposed to be.....
 
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Originally Posted by cmpd1781
I'm getting a tiny blue square ....
Well aren't you special?

All I get is std microsoft shadow box w/red-X, meaning "thar ain't no pictur thar..."

Sign me up.
 
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So.....I'm 'blue' and you're 'red'......Supposed to be the other way around, ain't it?.....
 
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What ever happened to the female forces that were going to rotate in country for a week each month? I signed my wife up!
 
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I'm getting a tiny blue square with a question mark inside where the pics are supposed to be.....
You always have to be different don't ya Steve!
 
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