I'm guessing this thing is on auto-pilot. BTW, who is actually flying this winged Ford, anyway? I was trained to park em, but other than that, I got nothin.

 

I'm not, I'm all kicked back on this fine duct tape covered seat enjoying a cold one. Who is flying this thing? I think the auto pilot is just tape through the wheel and around the seat.

 

Some body help me, this thing needs gas and everyone is asleep or passed out.

 

I have a plan. Let's distill some alcohol from that sack of potatos back there...

 

Thank God its Friday, have a good one.....

 

Wake up and drop the landing gear before we belly land this thing......oh crap I just spilt a little beer on the radio.

 

I don't think we even lifted the landing gear! WHOOPS
No wonder our fuel to flying ratio is not so good!
BRUCE!!!! your up to land this thing seeing as how we just skirted your mountain range.

BTW is your bathroom working? I'll be danged if I'm gonna pee in another aluminum vessel.

 

Frank, just pee out the window. It'll evaporate before hitting the ground.

 

No sweat, I got this!

 

Contrary to popular belief, it will only blow back in the window and all over you......

 

And we know this, how, Rich?

 

Well when I was FIRST in the Army, its a trick always played on the new crewchiefs and I was one of the new guys once AND ONLY ONCE.

That's also about the time (when you have your hands full) the pilots start to see if they can throw you out by yanking and banking the bird, it teaches you to have your monkey harness tail short and tight.......

Its a right of passage kinda test to see if you really believe all they tell you......they also do the "leave you in the LZ trick" dang pilots.

So NO do not whizz out the window or get out the helo in the LZ.

 

Ya hear that boyz! Pressure on the outside, far exceeds the pressure on the inside.

nuf said......................

 

Got ya covered No pissin' out the window!

 

Good Sunday Morning and happy Pheonix race day, have a good one.....