Dear Duane,


What are your plans for the New Year?


I plan to lose some weight, I don't know if that will happen, or not, but I am going to give my best try, because I am as heavy as I have ever been.

 

Dear Duane


I too am fat


That is all.

 

Dear Duane

This year my New Years resolution is to gain a bunch of weight. In past years it was to lose weight and I gained weight so this year I plan to gain weight. If all goes as in past years I should lose about 10 pounds.

 

Dear Duane,


Some friends and I were just talking about Del's NY resolution and see it as a viable option, I think I will jump on board and make that mine too.

 

If Curtis- jumps on board Del you may hurt him-- then while he is in the hospital he will lose weight-- and you will lose weight from worry--- Its a win win!

 

I like Win Wins!!!!

 

I like it except, Duane, who will pay the hospital bill?

 

Duane, I hear Chad gets a discount, and has a tab at the hospital, can we just add it to his tab?

 

Dear Duane I received a medical bill in your name-- What the heck? Don't you know I had to restart my deductible in Jan then again in April... Poo.

 

Dear Duane..


I gotta pee.. that is all.

 

Dear Duane,


I no longer need to pee..

 

Duane,
I recently ran across a friend who obviously peed in his pants -- What do I do?

 

Dear Duane,


I eat too much, and I can't seem to kick that habit. That is all.

 

Dear Duane did I write that?

 

Dear Duane,


Its going to be a Great Week! Just thought you should know.