Pa. January Chat....All B/S Allowed :)
#49
Im new to this. How do I join the PA chapter? I am just barely in PA. LOve my 03 EB Exc v10. Carlisle is only 45 min away. Maybe I can come fro weekend with my trailer?
What do I do to join?
What do I do to join?
#53
You hit the nail on the head Neil. We had a year like this once before Neil, the Phillies had won the World Series and the Eagles where in the Super Bowl. This time they'll win though. If we're lucky it'll be Eagles-Steelers, my favorite AFC team is Pittsburgh, so if the Eagles happen to lose I can take comfort in the fact that my favorite AFC and a Pennsylvania team won. Someone on this site wants to believe it's going to be an Eagles-Ravens Super Bowl though. Their such a deluded individual, I just chalk it up to their early onset of dementia.
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Here is some Ravens Humor:
NUMBER 1
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Steelers fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Steelers fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Steelers fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Steelers fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Ravens fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Janie please tell us why you are a Ravens fan?'
Because my mom is a Ravens fan, and my dad is Ravens fan, so I'm a Ravens fan too!''
Well ,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Ravens fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Steelers fan.
'
NUMBER 2
A Cardinal's fan, an Eagles fan, a Ravens fan and a Steelers fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Cardinal's fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cardinals! ' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.
The Ravens fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Steelers fan off the mountain.
NUMBER 3
A Ravens fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Steelers fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Black & Gold shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest.
He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?'
'I' m going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road,' replied the priest. 'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Steelers fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, & sp;he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, an he turned to the priest and said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Steelers fan.
'
'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.
NUMBER 1
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Steelers fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Steelers fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Steelers fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Steelers fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Ravens fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
'Janie please tell us why you are a Ravens fan?'
Because my mom is a Ravens fan, and my dad is Ravens fan, so I'm a Ravens fan too!''
Well ,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Ravens fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Steelers fan.
'
NUMBER 2
A Cardinal's fan, an Eagles fan, a Ravens fan and a Steelers fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Cardinal's fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cardinals! ' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.
The Ravens fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Steelers fan off the mountain.
NUMBER 3
A Ravens fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Steelers fan he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Black & Gold shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest.
He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, 'Where are you going, Father?'
'I' m going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road,' replied the priest. 'Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!' The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a Steelers fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came from, & sp;he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, an he turned to the priest and said, sorry Father, I almost hit that Steelers fan.
'
'That's OK,' replied the priest 'I got him with the door.
#55
Steelers!!! All the way. I think those Eagles fans are addicted to something illegal.
Good thing Obama was elected. It give those Eagles fans.....hope. Cup your hands to gether and see the hope. Oh, thats right, theres nothing in your hands after all!!
Too soon?
Good thing Obama was elected. It give those Eagles fans.....hope. Cup your hands to gether and see the hope. Oh, thats right, theres nothing in your hands after all!!
Too soon?
#57
"Has beens", huh? I understand. But please realize, you can take the man out of "da 'Burgh", but you cant take "da 'Burgh" outta da man. lol
Where is Chuck Noll when you really need him?
Where is Chuck Noll when you really need him?
#59
Sure. Im with ya. Sorry it took so long to respond. I smeeled what reminded me of Wilmington so I wne to the bathroom where I proceeded to wipe the "Delaware" off my butt. lol.
Sorry, butt couldnt resist. The best 3 parts of Delaware are: `1. Stanleys Bar (about 1 mile from Rt202), 2. The Charcoal Pit (along Rt202 in Wilmington) and 3. leaving Delaware on rt 202.
Sorry, butt couldnt resist. The best 3 parts of Delaware are: `1. Stanleys Bar (about 1 mile from Rt202), 2. The Charcoal Pit (along Rt202 in Wilmington) and 3. leaving Delaware on rt 202.
#60
Let's be civil guys, no fecal humor.
You and Chris are right George....Has been there, Has done that and come Sunday has plucked the feathers from the Ravens.
Joe, although the Steelers are my favorite AFC team and I most assuredly look forward to their win over the Ravens, have no doubt that when the Eagles fly in to the Super Bowl, regardless of who they face, will not leave in second place.
You and Chris are right George....Has been there, Has done that and come Sunday has plucked the feathers from the Ravens.
Joe, although the Steelers are my favorite AFC team and I most assuredly look forward to their win over the Ravens, have no doubt that when the Eagles fly in to the Super Bowl, regardless of who they face, will not leave in second place.