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A little something for the NASCAR fans...
Subject: Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew.
Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take
advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem
youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able
to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of
high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and
bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are
won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he
bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6
seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-numbered, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of
Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's
wife in the shower.
Subject: Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew.
Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take
advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem
youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent
documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able
to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without
proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could
only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of
high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and
bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are
won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he
bargained for!
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6
seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-numbered, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of
Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's
wife in the shower.
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Greetings from central nebr.,wasn't anything i couldn't live without at auction, there was a 95 tahoe Jerry that had 130k on it and didn't look bad brought 1800, not sure if it sold,was a 05 mustang GT w/45k that got 11,500 but sold on a if so not sure if they let it go,any way i didn't get to see any skin or girls on O street, they do have a stripper club next to the car auction but was closed,lol