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Old Nov 12, 2008 | 10:32 AM
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Man calls the airline ticket office and says 'I'd like to fly to New York'.

Agent says 'How many people will be travelling with you?'

Man says 'How should I know? It's your ****ing plane!'.


 
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Old Nov 14, 2008 | 11:41 AM
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My brother-in-law once worked the desk of a major airline. One day a co-worker, who was a prankster, took a call from a woman who asked how long the flight would be to a certain city. He replied, " I don't know, none of our planes have ever made it there! " He no longer works there, but it was a great answer.............
 
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Old Nov 14, 2008 | 04:34 PM
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I just flew in from the east coast and , man, are my arms tired!
 
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