Ranch for sale.
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From: Somewhere Saskatchewan
Ranch for sale.
A man read an advertisement for a ranch.
He went to check it out and noticed a large swamp on the property.
He told the owner there must be lots of mosquitos because of the swamp.
The owner said there were no mosquitos at all.
To prove his point he offered to have the man strip and be tied to a tree for 2 hours.
If at the end of the time there was even 1 mosquito bite he would give him the ranch.
The buyer thought this was a good deal so agreed.
The owner came back after the 2 hours to find the man bathed in sweat and completely out of breath.
He asked if there were any bites.
The man said no mosquito bites but doesn't that calf have a mother?
He went to check it out and noticed a large swamp on the property.
He told the owner there must be lots of mosquitos because of the swamp.
The owner said there were no mosquitos at all.
To prove his point he offered to have the man strip and be tied to a tree for 2 hours.
If at the end of the time there was even 1 mosquito bite he would give him the ranch.
The buyer thought this was a good deal so agreed.
The owner came back after the 2 hours to find the man bathed in sweat and completely out of breath.
He asked if there were any bites.
The man said no mosquito bites but doesn't that calf have a mother?
