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Wow! 8 pages and counting. Terry must really be a slacker.
That's what I'm thinking.......... And the funny thing is, before this thread I always had the impression that Terry was a pretty energetic guy! Guess I was wrong.
Terry, 500 pounds plus, sitting in an overstuffed chair, in long johns and a wife beater t-shirt, unshaven for days, fritos on the left leg and a big bowl of salsa on the right, watch WWF in a messy 12 X 40 mibile home with a yard with the grass three feet tall. Several old clunkers starting a rust collection. An old hound on the porch with an expression of "What da ef" on his face. His toothless x old lady standing there with a frypan yelling, "Get ya lazy *** to work, ya bum!" Now that is a slacker.
Terry, 500 pounds plus, sitting in an overstuffed chair, in long johns and a wife beater t-shirt, unshaven for days, fritos on the left leg and a big bowl of salsa on the right, watch WWF in a messy 12 X 40 mibile home with a yard with the grass three feet tall. Several old clunkers starting a rust collection. An old hound on the porch with an expression of "What da ef" on his face. His toothless x old lady standing there with a frypan yelling, "Get ya lazy *** to work, ya bum!" Now that is a slacker.
Sorry Terry, just had to do it.
Well, lessee, some of that is kinda close to the truth....ouch....
200 pounds plus, my overstuffed lazy boy rocks! , no long johns...(will sweat pants do?)...no wife beater...just a regular pocket T for me, thanks...generally unshaven for two or three days at a time...and it's Cheetos, not fritos...(and Budweiser of course...)....Monday Night Football, not WWF, in a remarkably clean three and a half bedroom duplex...no mobile home for me....several old clunkers???? Have you seen my signature??? OUch..... No doggies. My girlyfriend has all of her teeth and can NOT tolerate being referred to as an "old lady". She finds the term offensive whether it's being used to describe her or anyone else....big no no...you're gonna be in trouble....
...and when she does have a frying pan in her hand, something absolutely yummy (that would gag a cardiologist...) is on the way.
Well, lessee, some of that is kinda close to the truth....ouch....
200 pounds plus, my overstuffed lazy boy rocks! , no long johns...(will sweat pants do?)...no wife beater...just a regular pocket T for me, thanks...generally unshaven for two or three days at a time...and it's Cheetos, not fritos...(and Budweiser of course...)....Monday Night Football, not WWF, in a remarkably clean three and a half bedroom duplex...no mobile home for me....several old clunkers???? Have you seen my signature??? OUch..... No doggies. My girlyfriend has all of her teeth and can NOT tolerate being referred to as an "old lady". She finds the term offensive whether it's being used to describe her or anyone else....big no no...you're gonna be in trouble....
...and when she does have a frying pan in her hand, something absolutely yummy (that would gag a cardiologist...) is on the way.
Oh, and a happy good morning to all of y'all too.
I was just picking at ya old buddy. My lady hates the term "ole lady" too. But you had not been around and by George, I did get a rise outta ya!
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