. He is lucky

 

that his girlfriend

 

is actually a

 

member of the...

 

Transvestite Bible Society

 

of Biloxi, Mississippi

 

since 1999. She...

 

was not really

 

with him for

 

his money, but

 

his car, boat

 

and truck were

 

Chapter 2

The screaming banshee, her screams echoing through the canyon made my ears bleed profusely before I installed my new ear plugs but they still look like a ripe red tomato with a twist of some ugly Spraypainted Lawn Darts.

The Blue Bus came and went trekking it's way the short bus still calling us.

My heart still bleeding for that great looking man nequin I saw sequins all over like a rhinestone cowboy, getting cars of crystal panes of obscure glass with little tiny purple peanuts with jalepenos on them

Mad cows where none had been now run rampant.

Democrats, all of sound mind but of dubious intellect feeble little limp republican dog food cost big bucks at your local big box outlet.

where you can dip yourself into a boiling vat of the finest chicken noodle soup this side of the moon

if you wanna.dance with the ballroom,you'd better Beware of her because she is impossible to see.

Spirits, I say will be hiding in the conservatory with the gremlins warewolfs will be howling under the color of authority and glare of the mushroom cloud floating in the backyard pool full of alligators with three eyes wearing sun glasses and scuba tanks full of air. plane glue and and a shoebox full of powdered sugar.

But the sugar was actually powdered and full of very potent strychnine intended for the elimination of the drunk flying pig from Pink Floyd's 1977 Animals Tour which featured a in the flesh full-blown porker.

climbing the wall up side down wish you were here smoking fish.

dazed and confused people standing everywhere with nowhere to run or hide.

On the other hand you might wanna think about going postal on somebody unless they are very heavily armed.

However, if the really hairy dogs start shooting back reach into your bag full of potions and poisons to ward off evil wizard Ozzy --------------------------- as he trounced to and fro in an attempt to flush out oiled green gremlins that clogged his chrome muffler bearings because the rusty Wallace racing team didn't use the bathroom after drinking.

Meanwhile, back at FTE, the liberals sipping their lattes, were whining again at Hummer ads while taking aim with deadly precision like a master quilt maker.

Then came the conservative saying lets go shoot some large boards on the outhouse in the overgrown back yard.

the hovering helicopter full of pranksters started its slow climb in to the western section of the moon's most northern crater.

When it landed it created a large shoke wave of lime flavored jello cheese, which tasted much like lime jello cheese.

When they departed they headed for the southern tip of the constellation andromeda in the 65 Pontiac Tempest drivng down the yellow brick road at the speed of light.

Just in the kinck of the knack saw martian Zack and went back. for a stack of huge pancakes and savory bacon and 3 eggs.

When I woke I farted so out came the pine scented candles many were offended by the rotten no good for nuttin, skunk smelling dirty low down pine-scented candles that smelled like pine trees.

So thinking to myself I decided to buy vanilla scented raspberry spiced candles that exploded when exposed to prvious fart smell.

So then everyone Can smell the sweet aroma wafting from the bottom of the dark desolate cave.

When spelunking, one should have a buddy or two, put a GPS in a wad of twenty dollar bills to buy a beer,beer, beer for the neat death experience he obviously was not all that others were oblivious to.

He was, however mildly infatuated with the lady who broke him off the 18 year romance with Heidi the pump jockey.

Her ankles crossed her knees buckled while she let him sample the Girl Scout cookies that she had in her big brown UPS truck that she used for making deliveries.

By the time that she went to bed he had consumed all of the thin mints and peanut butter cluster cookies that were already spoken for.

In her rage she began to slowly chamber a round into the hand cannon she always kept handy.next to her bible, she took from the brothel.

A rare commodity is best used when provided by a good samaritan who just happened to be visiting in the neighborhood.

He parked little red wagon behind the big red barn, and walked around the area with his chest bowed out Huggy Bear hat on his head and neon pink tank top on.

He is lucky that his girlfriend is actually a member of the Transvetite Bible Society of Biloxi,Mississippi since 1999.

She was not really with him for money, but his car, boat and truck were

 

within reach of

 

his light saber