My first Smokeout!!!
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From: Gulf Coast of Florida
GREAT KILL!!!
I saw something *roughly* similar YEARS ago outside DC.
ME: eating lunch out on the patio of a little restaurant
GUY IN WORK TRUCK: waiting for someone to pull out of parking spot
BEEMER BOY: snakes the spot!!!
GIWT: pi$$ed off bigtime, jumps out, tells BB if he doesn't move his car he's gonna get WHOOPED (and you KNEW he was not joking - that man was BIG!!)
BB: tucks tail and moves car IMMEDIATELY
I agree with the smokeout 100%, but I think a bit more justice would be found at the end of a tow strap!!!
I saw something *roughly* similar YEARS ago outside DC.
ME: eating lunch out on the patio of a little restaurant
GUY IN WORK TRUCK: waiting for someone to pull out of parking spot
BEEMER BOY: snakes the spot!!!
GIWT: pi$$ed off bigtime, jumps out, tells BB if he doesn't move his car he's gonna get WHOOPED (and you KNEW he was not joking - that man was BIG!!)
BB: tucks tail and moves car IMMEDIATELY
I agree with the smokeout 100%, but I think a bit more justice would be found at the end of a tow strap!!!
Hotshot
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From: Melbourne, Ky
My God, you'd go broke buying fuel smoking out the idiots up there. The politicians alone would cost a small fortune! Herd them east when they leave, with no life vest!
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From: South-Central Kentucky
That may be, but I don't know that I want my whole vehicle filled with it. Just the same the idiot deserved it, you might even say he did it to himself.
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From: Kamloops
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I guarantee his WHOLE vehicle was filled with black smoke. This was one of those low to the ground boxy versions of the PT cruiser. I don't even know what to call it except for rice wagon. My tail pipe was about level with his open window. He took it about as hard as possible to take!
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Nice, very nice! The only thing I would have changed would be to add this right before I smoked him out. "Hey a-hole, didn't you know the car ahead of you was in line for that spot?".......then pull up and smoke him for at least 30 seconds.
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From: Buffalo, NY
I always thought the smoke thing was Lame. BUT, Here we go, spending my money again. Now i understand a reason to have a set up like that, for toasting turds. I also would have loved to be standing on the curb and seeing that whole thing. He got what he needed, a face full of PSD. Judge and Jury. Sweet..
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I always thought the smoke thing was Lame. BUT, Here we go, spending my money again. Now i understand a reason to have a set up like that, for toasting turds. I also would have loved to be standing on the curb and seeing that whole thing. He got what he needed, a face full of PSD. Judge and Jury. Sweet..
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This has to be the post of the year. lol.
This thread is great, and you guys are hilarious. I'll agree that he deserved a good whoopin ontop of the smokeout.
This thread is great, and you guys are hilarious. I'll agree that he deserved a good whoopin ontop of the smokeout.
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From: Kamloops
I just googled the Scion thingy,.. and yup I think that is the amount of gay that it was.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that....
