So I had a thought...
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From: Wichita KS
Oh yeah let me tell you about my "vacation" it consisted of 2 count them 2 10 hour days of pushing my 270+lb mother in law around the park, and talk about steep hills!!!
My legs are KILLING me right now.
it was 101 deg both days
I lost my swiming shorts in the wave pool!!
Rode the "timber wolf" roller coaster (scared to death of roller coasters) cuz my youngest begged me to then told me I "screamed like a girl"
The alternator on the kids friends car locked up and threw the belt so we had to stay another night and wait for the parts store to open to get going again.
Then the mother in law dropped the "maybe I will stay a couple more weeks"..........the sploder was stuck to the rev limiter all the way to her house and hauled but outta there as soon as she got outta the car!!
My legs are KILLING me right now.it was 101 deg both days
I lost my swiming shorts in the wave pool!!
Rode the "timber wolf" roller coaster (scared to death of roller coasters) cuz my youngest begged me to then told me I "screamed like a girl"
The alternator on the kids friends car locked up and threw the belt so we had to stay another night and wait for the parts store to open to get going again.
Then the mother in law dropped the "maybe I will stay a couple more weeks"..........the sploder was stuck to the rev limiter all the way to her house and hauled but outta there as soon as she got outta the car!!
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From: North of Normal
Oh yeah let me tell you about my "vacation" it consisted of 2 count them 2 10 hour days of pushing my 270+lb mother in law around the park, and talk about steep hills!!! My legs are KILLING me right now.
it was 101 deg both days
I lost my swiming shorts in the wave pool!!
Rode the "timber wolf" roller coaster (scared to death of roller coasters) cuz my youngest begged me to then told me I "screamed like a girl"
The alternator on the kids friends car locked up and threw the belt so we had to stay another night and wait for the parts store to open to get going again.
Then the mother in law dropped the "maybe I will stay a couple more weeks"..........the sploder was stuck to the rev limiter all the way to her house and hauled but outta there as soon as she got outta the car!!
My legs are KILLING me right now.it was 101 deg both days
I lost my swiming shorts in the wave pool!!
Rode the "timber wolf" roller coaster (scared to death of roller coasters) cuz my youngest begged me to then told me I "screamed like a girl"
The alternator on the kids friends car locked up and threw the belt so we had to stay another night and wait for the parts store to open to get going again.
Then the mother in law dropped the "maybe I will stay a couple more weeks"..........the sploder was stuck to the rev limiter all the way to her house and hauled but outta there as soon as she got outta the car!!
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From: Wichita KS
Yeah, the wife decided I needed new swim shorts for the trip so she bought me a pair. However unlike ALL the other swim shorts I have ever seen in my life, the string didn't go all the way around the waist just a little bit in the front so they didn't fit real tight. So when I got in the wave pool a big wave hit and took them down to the knees, I hit the bottom and was trying to pull them up with one hand and keep myself afloat in the waves with the other and I about drowned with my shorts around my knees (not how I plan to leave this world by the way). But I got them up before anyone seen (I hope). All the while my loving wife laughed hystericaly like it was the funniest thing she had ever witnesed!!! I thought about it afterward and thought "I should get a tan, my white backside did not help in my stealthy effort" lol
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Post Fiend
Joined: Jan 2006
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From: North of Normal
Yeah, the wife decided I needed new swim shorts for the trip so she bought me a pair. However unlike ALL the other swim shorts I have ever seen in my life, the string didn't go all the way around the waist just a little bit in the front so they didn't fit real tight. So when I got in the wave pool a big wave hit and took them down to the knees, I hit the bottom and was trying to pull them up with one hand and keep myself afloat in the waves with the other and I about drowned with my shorts around my knees (not how I plan to leave this world by the way). But I got them up before anyone seen (I hope). All the while my loving wife laughed hystericaly like it was the funniest thing she had ever witnesed!!! I thought about it afterward and thought "I should get a tan, my white backside did not help in my stealthy effort" lol
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From: Wichita KS
I didn't even think about that!!!What do you mean the MIL is gone??
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Metric Wench (no one can understand her, and she isn't the norm?) ... (Monkey Wench, throws a temtrum and expects everyone to give her a bannana)... Cresent wench (you wish you could moon her) Box end wench (not going there)... Socket wench (you wish you could "sock it to her") ....
Just a few giggles off the top of my head (Since there is no hair)
Just a few giggles off the top of my head (Since there is no hair)