Spiders....(funny)
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Spiders....(funny)
A man and his daughter were standing in the garden one day when the little girl spots two spiders mating.
Mary: Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?
Dad: They're mating, honey.
Mary: What's the one on top called?
Dad: It's a daddy-longlegs.
Mary: So the one on bottom is a mommy-longlegs?
Dad: No, it's a daddy-longlegs, too.
Mary: (thinks for a minute, then stomps on both spiders) Well, we're not having any of that crap in OUR garden!
Wiz
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Mary: Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?
Dad: They're mating, honey.
Mary: What's the one on top called?
Dad: It's a daddy-longlegs.
Mary: So the one on bottom is a mommy-longlegs?
Dad: No, it's a daddy-longlegs, too.
Mary: (thinks for a minute, then stomps on both spiders) Well, we're not having any of that crap in OUR garden!
Wiz
[link:www.clubfte.com/users/thewiz427/index.html|"Wiz's Place"]
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