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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 08:40 PM
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A bird crapped.....

On Sassy today while we were going to the mailbox. 300yds from my house is the box and 2/3 of the way there she levitates 3'. I didn't see it at 1st as it was that purple berry poop on her black fur, damn grackles! I almost touched it.
I wrestled her into her little pool(used for baths), scrubbed 'till I was drenched, drowned, and crap was gone. Damn she hates water!
Just thought I'd share my day. How was yours????
 
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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 08:49 PM
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That is a good luck sign, have Sassy pick some numbers for the next big lotto.
 
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Old Jul 7, 2008 | 08:57 PM
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Carl,

SOunds like you had a crappy day..

But at least you got to cool off in the pool...
 
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Old Jul 8, 2008 | 07:02 AM
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Old Jul 8, 2008 | 10:27 AM
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That sucks! .....I have my own strong opinion on bird @#$%
 
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Old Jul 8, 2008 | 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by 924x2150
That is a good luck sign, have Sassy pick some numbers for the next big lotto.

Sorry to hear about Sassy, Carl.

But that bit about good luck. . . believe it!
My first wife's mom got pooped on (right on the head!) shortly after leaving the hair salon, many years ago.

That night, she went to the local (horse) racetrack (Rosecroft Raceway) and came home with $14,000.00 from ONE race!!!!!!!

Go buy a lottery ticket. Take Sassy with you. She is your goodluck charm.
(Then shoot the bird!)
 
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Old Jul 8, 2008 | 02:36 PM
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Go buy a lottery ticket. Take Sassy with you. She is your goodluck charm.
(Then shoot the bird!)
He could do it from his front porch,,, He's got an Urban Assault 6X6 1/8 ton ! (See House Harley post)

Sorry Carl, But it is just for fun you know! Besides, How often do you get to REALLY play with Sassy?
 
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Old Jul 8, 2008 | 02:46 PM
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He could do it from his front porch,,, He's got an Urban Assault 6X6 1/8 ton ! (See House Harley post)

Sorry Carl, But it is just for fun you know! Besides, How often do you get to REALLY play with Sassy?
i know it's in fun Auto.....Sassy loves my House Harley...i take it out daily and she just goes and goes and gets pooped on!
 
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Old Jul 8, 2008 | 10:34 PM
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I'm use to bird s*it.

I have three small parrots, but their poop is relatively small.

Kind of looks like guacamole.
 
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by sierraben
I'm use to bird s*it.

I have three small parrots, but their poop is relatively small.

Kind of looks like guacamole.

Remind me if I ever come to your house not to try the Guacamole dip!
 
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Old Jul 10, 2008 | 11:42 PM
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this is funny......FAZED Videos - Bird Load
 
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Old Jul 11, 2008 | 01:00 AM
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Should I ask that reporter, in the video, if bird s*it taste like guacamole?
 
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Old Jul 11, 2008 | 06:34 AM
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If it does, he sure doesn't like guacamole!

Jason
 
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Old Jul 11, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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this is funny......FAZED Videos - Bird Load
that was funny
 
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Old Jul 11, 2008 | 02:45 PM
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That sucks! .....I have my own strong opinion on bird @#$%
Oh, do tell...
 
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