Question about a dog?
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Question about a dog?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
May 12, 2008 | 08:57 PM
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From: SW VA
May 12, 2008 | 09:15 PM
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Call him anything you want............he still won't come.
May 12, 2008 | 10:30 PM
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From: Princeton, MN
Call him "Stay!" Good boy!
May 13, 2008 | 11:52 AM
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From: Livermore,CA.
It doesn't matter. He won't come when you call him anyway.
May 13, 2008 | 12:37 PM
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From: Sonoita Hills, AZ
Slug
May 13, 2008 | 02:32 PM
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What do you do with a dog with no legs? (Take him out for a drag................)
May 13, 2008 | 02:33 PM
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From: Cloverdale, BC
Well, if the dog can still move on it's own, I'd call it a snake. Or the devil. Anything that moves without legs is the devil.
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May 13, 2008 | 02:37 PM
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I'd call him Lucky
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May 13, 2008 | 05:13 PM
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From: Cambridge, Ontario
The same thing you would call a deaf dog
May 13, 2008 | 05:42 PM
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From: Indiana
May 14, 2008 | 01:06 AM
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From: CA Central Coast
May 14, 2008 | 02:11 AM
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From: San Francisco, Ca.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Gevans17
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A live whoopie cushion?
May 14, 2008 | 11:11 AM
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Not sure what thew answer to that one is. However I have one, what do you call a dog with no back legs and steel nuts?
May 14, 2008 | 02:28 PM
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From: Peoria, IL
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Originally Posted by
oh2bnok
Not sure what thew answer to that one is. However I have one, what do you call a dog with no back legs and steel nuts?
Sparky
Great old joke
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