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Old May 12, 2008 | 08:47 PM
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
 
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Old May 12, 2008 | 08:57 PM
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S*** out of luck...?
 
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Call him anything you want............he still won't come.
 
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Old May 12, 2008 | 10:30 PM
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Call him "Stay!" Good boy!
 
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Old May 13, 2008 | 11:52 AM
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It doesn't matter. He won't come when you call him anyway.
 
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What do you do with a dog with no legs? (Take him out for a drag................)
 
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Well, if the dog can still move on it's own, I'd call it a snake. Or the devil. Anything that moves without legs is the devil.
 
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I'd call him Lucky ...
 
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The same thing you would call a deaf dog
 
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I'd call it a hot dog
 
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Originally Posted by Gevans17
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A live whoopie cushion?
 
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Not sure what thew answer to that one is. However I have one, what do you call a dog with no back legs and steel nuts?
 
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Not sure what thew answer to that one is. However I have one, what do you call a dog with no back legs and steel nuts?
Sparky

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