You put him in his place! Stories like this make me want DP even more
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Ok im siting at the stoplight im in the left lane there is a semis in the right .We leave when the light turns an being Diesel is $4.20 a gallon im in no hurry..
I get past the semis and a guy in a little sunfire convertible disguised like a ricer that was behind me flys around the semis and past me . I get down 2 the next stoplight about a mile down and pull up along the left side of him. This guy is got some kind of music just blaring .... he turns it down and yells 2 me ( Hey keep that Stinky Slow Pig out of my way )
my jaw dropped i couldn't believe it . I reach down turn the chip up 
The light turns green and we both take off i was just right along aside him at first thinking convertible smoke id be pissed if it was me, then i hear that loud annoying sound them cars make and it was it. I put my foot down and went by him just a smokin i was laughing so hard it hurt 
. when we got 2 the next intersection the guy didn't even look over he got in the other lane and turned ... I was still laughing when i got 2 Home Depot about 4 miles away
I get past the semis and a guy in a little sunfire convertible disguised like a ricer that was behind me flys around the semis and past me . I get down 2 the next stoplight about a mile down and pull up along the left side of him. This guy is got some kind of music just blaring .... he turns it down and yells 2 me ( Hey keep that Stinky Slow Pig out of my way )
my jaw dropped i couldn't believe it . I reach down turn the chip up The light turns green and we both take off i was just right along aside him at first thinking convertible smoke id be pissed if it was me, then i hear that loud annoying sound them cars make and it was it. I put my foot down and went by him just a smokin i was laughing so hard it hurt . when we got 2 the next intersection the guy didn't even look over he got in the other lane and turned ... I was still laughing when i got 2 Home Depot about 4 miles away
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Nice kill!!! I got one similar to that last week. Brand new yellow Saturn Skye. Dork looking like we wanted to be a Banana Repubic model, cutting everyone off... and it just happened that we were sitting at a light to make a sharp left (2 turn lanes) and he's on my right. DP to 120 setting, and I mashed it. That's just gotta suck to go from "new car smell" to Fresh Soot HELL"!!!
