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Old Jun 27, 2008 | 08:10 AM
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Yes it will stop. Before the last rains the lower Mississippi down here was already going to get to within 6" of the flood a couple of months ago. Will go higher now for sure.

Are two heads better than one?
 
Old Jun 27, 2008 | 02:54 PM
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two beer heard?? yes.
two wife heads?? no.


are two birds in the hand better than one in the bush??
 
Old Jun 27, 2008 | 03:22 PM
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No, one in the bush is better.

If you wear your underwear backwards are you a weirdo?
 
Old Jun 27, 2008 | 03:56 PM
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yes.
if you don't wear underwear, are you a weirdo??
 
Old Jun 27, 2008 | 04:01 PM
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if you don't wear underwear, are you a weirdo??

Nope, just comfy.

Does Superman wear Chuck Norris pajamas?
 
Old Jun 27, 2008 | 09:40 PM
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Yes

Does Spiderman wear Bruce Lee PJ's?
 
Old Jun 28, 2008 | 02:37 AM
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Yes. Yes he does.

Are they soiled when he returns them?
 
Old Jun 28, 2008 | 04:18 AM
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No. Thats just "web juice"

When 2 cars crash, can you hear the old lady fart in the movie theatre?
 
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Old Jun 28, 2008 | 07:08 AM
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only if you have your hearing aide turned up.

does the old lady fart stink like a dead skunk?
 
Old Jun 28, 2008 | 01:48 PM
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Yes if she ate eggs that morning

Do eggs effect everyone that way?
 
Old Jun 28, 2008 | 02:50 PM
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nope. not me. but bell peppers do.


do you ever fart, and blame it on the dog??
 
Old Jun 28, 2008 | 03:05 PM
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Yes. If I had a dog.

Does your dog fart, and blame it on you?
 
Old Jun 28, 2008 | 04:16 PM
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Damn right she does......
Do you accept the blame???
 
Old Jun 28, 2008 | 04:40 PM
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HELL NO!!!

i toss the blame rite back at him!!

does sassy really blame Carl for her stink bombs??
 
Old Jun 30, 2008 | 01:30 AM
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Nope, She proudly accepts the glory of stench

If you eat a hot dog weiner cold, should you still call it a hot dog?
 



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