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Old May 26, 2008 | 01:08 PM
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No, taking the holiday off to show off his outfit on the beach.

Does he have a shirt to go with the Skittles shorts?
 
Old May 26, 2008 | 01:19 PM
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NO. His Girlfriend ate the shorts...

If a nuke falls in a forrest and no one is there to hear it - does it still reach one million degrees in less than a second?
 
Old May 26, 2008 | 01:53 PM
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no, cause our ex wives were there biatchin, and they consumed all the oxygen, keeping it from going off!!


did that answer make any sense??
 
Old May 26, 2008 | 01:59 PM
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NO, but I'm counting coupe on it since nobody caught me going over the word limit before you answered it.

If you fart at high altitude, do your insides come out?
 
Old May 26, 2008 | 02:02 PM
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no.
but if it stinks, the rest of the people in the plane may throw you out if it.


can you blame the fart on the dog and get away with it??
 
Old May 27, 2008 | 10:51 PM
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No.....but you can the baby!!!


Will it be too hot to do anything this year?
 
Old May 27, 2008 | 11:41 PM
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No you can sit iin the kiddie pool.

Do you have a kiddie pool?
 
Old May 28, 2008 | 12:22 AM
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Yes. It's called the Pacific Ocean.

Have you swam with sharks?
 
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Old May 28, 2008 | 12:42 AM
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No. They are cool but they bite.

Would you be afraid to swim with sharks?
 
Old May 28, 2008 | 12:41 PM
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Yes - I would rather walk with bears (and I have, many times).

Sierraben, have you ever stolen a pic-a-nic basket?
 
Old May 28, 2008 | 12:50 PM
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Yes. They're on eBay.

Would you buy a pic-a-nic basket from eBay?
 
Old May 28, 2008 | 12:59 PM
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No.

Was Yogi Bear real....in a comic sorta way?
 
Old May 28, 2008 | 01:05 PM
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Yes. He was a comedic bear, in a real sort of way.

Should Yogi been arrested, if caught, for stealing pic-a-nic baskets?
 
Old May 28, 2008 | 01:07 PM
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Yes, - still bears out there that are good at stealing food...

Does a woodchuck chuck wood?
 
Old May 28, 2008 | 01:12 PM
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No, Yogi should be trapped and relocated just like all the other bears...

Woodchuck?
 



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