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5,000
Post #5,000. Wow!
I found FTE in April of 2006 looking for some technical advice while working on an old Ford truck that I'd bought off the side of the road.
The wealth of information here is staggering. Congratulations Ken on a site well built.
The number of lunatics I've found here is also staggering. We've got a horse molester, a preacher of the Flying Spaghetti Monster faith, a tax accountant who spends his free time serving as Mayor of a make-believe neighborhood founded by the above mentioned horse molester, an official spanker who is currently accepting applications to become her latest "slave boy", a contractor in California who truly believes that if he licks that window just one more time, it will come clean, a chef in Missouri who actively spent more dollars than I will earn this year in an effort to blow up his own 6.0 (he succeeded....), more than a few truckers making America's roads safer by screwing around on FTE rather than driving under the influence of some of the incredible stupidity we come up with, and of course, lots and lots of mechanics, gearheads, and Ford lovers in general.
What a great bunch. I'm proud to be a part.
Thanks all!
I found FTE in April of 2006 looking for some technical advice while working on an old Ford truck that I'd bought off the side of the road.
The wealth of information here is staggering. Congratulations Ken on a site well built.
The number of lunatics I've found here is also staggering. We've got a horse molester, a preacher of the Flying Spaghetti Monster faith, a tax accountant who spends his free time serving as Mayor of a make-believe neighborhood founded by the above mentioned horse molester, an official spanker who is currently accepting applications to become her latest "slave boy", a contractor in California who truly believes that if he licks that window just one more time, it will come clean, a chef in Missouri who actively spent more dollars than I will earn this year in an effort to blow up his own 6.0 (he succeeded....), more than a few truckers making America's roads safer by screwing around on FTE rather than driving under the influence of some of the incredible stupidity we come up with, and of course, lots and lots of mechanics, gearheads, and Ford lovers in general.
What a great bunch. I'm proud to be a part.
Thanks all!
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To some you're sweet as a cherry
For me, I'll just call you Terry
Your tenure here
Means we get to drink beer
'Cause 5,000 posts gets you feeling quite merry
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For me, I'll just call you Terry
Your tenure here
Means we get to drink beer
'Cause 5,000 posts gets you feeling quite merry
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CONGRATS TERRY ON YOUR FIVEHOHOHO POST YA POSTITUTE
Since Dennis was impressed, did he give you some
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Well la de freakin' da...Who gives a crap, you're still not as good as me and never will be...But if 5,000 makes you feel like a big somebody, just go ahead and have a little party for yourself...But remember, you're a nothing, I've taken craps bigger (and better looking I might add) than you...
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Ahhhh Timmy, you have such a way with the written word, you should have been a speech writer for Hillary and Obama. One for Hilliary on Monday, then one for Obama on Tuesday blasting yourself for her speech, then rebutting Obama's speech on Wednesday. It would have been great!
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Well la de freakin' da...Who gives a crap, you're still not as good as me and never will be...But if 5,000 makes you feel like a big somebody, just go ahead and have a little party for yourself...But remember, you're a nothing, I've taken craps bigger (and better looking I might add) than you...
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King Terry? That may end up in my signature...
Does that make me ineligible to be your new slave boy?
Thank you, Dennis.
Hey, he said he was impressed, not drunk.
Tim....I'm touched. You shouldn't have. No, really...
Does that make me ineligible to be your new slave boy?
Thank you, Dennis.
Hey, he said he was impressed, not drunk.
Well la de freakin' da...Who gives a crap, you're still not as good as me and never will be...But if 5,000 makes you feel like a big somebody, just go ahead and have a little party for yourself...But remember, you're a nothing, I've taken craps bigger (and better looking I might add) than you...
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You're more than welcome.
Thanks to the new search feature..
As you can see I wasn't quite so creative.
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/1...submitted.html
Thanks to the new search feature..
As you can see I wasn't quite so creative.
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/1...submitted.html