B/S Thread Part III
Post Fiend
Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 18,157
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From: Stanton DE
My Next Life:
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that
out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every
day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement
and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get
ready for High School: drink alcohol, party,and you're generally
promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then... You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions -
central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an
Orgasm
I rest my case...............
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that
out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every
day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement
and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get
ready for High School: drink alcohol, party,and you're generally
promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then... You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions -
central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an
Orgasm
I rest my case...............
Post Fiend
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 6,634
Likes: 0
From: bricktown NJ
Congrats to ya cliff..
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