So Cal Frivolous Thread , Only B / S Allowed V5.0
#109
04-19-2008, 04:11 AM
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WATCH WHO YOU TALK TO GUYS.............................
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
> waving at him.
>
> She says hello.
>
> He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her > from.
>
> So he says, 'Do you know me?'
>
> To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
>
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
> unfaithful to his wife and says,
>
> 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made
> love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your > partner
> whipped my butt with wet celery???'
>
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's > teacher.'
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
> waving at him.
>
> She says hello.
>
> He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her > from.
>
> So he says, 'Do you know me?'
>
> To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
>
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
> unfaithful to his wife and says,
>
> 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made
> love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your > partner
> whipped my butt with wet celery???'
>
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's > teacher.'
#111
04-19-2008, 08:47 AM
Good morning Gents! That's a good one Phil! 
Gotta get showered up in a minute or two. Gettin' the front end aligned and then tires rotated and balanced on the Super Duty at 7:30.
What's happening out East today?
Gotta get showered up in a minute or two. Gettin' the front end aligned and then tires rotated and balanced on the Super Duty at 7:30.
What's happening out East today?
#114
04-19-2008, 10:00 AM
Good Saturday morning Steve...Russ...and the rest of the Left Coast...how is everyone this fine day???
#118
04-19-2008, 01:11 PM
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Lolol yeah i got it .. still pretty sure im coming... Unless i get sick again ill be there with my lady =-P Ill just bring my dually that way... i still look like a FTE =-P
#119
04-19-2008, 05:55 PM
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My Next Life:
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that
out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every
day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement
and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get
ready for High School: drink alcohol, party,and you're generally
promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then... You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions -
central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an
Orgasm
I rest my case...............
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that
out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every
day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement
and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get
ready for High School: drink alcohol, party,and you're generally
promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then... You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions -
central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an
Orgasm
I rest my case...............
