It's been awhile, I've been a busy beaver. I'd rather be busy with beaver... but a guy can dream, ya know?

In-laws are visiting. Leaving tomorrow... whew!!!

 

 

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
" For reading a book," she replies,
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,'
says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know
you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also think.

 

Morning Steve, Bill and the rest of the SoCal peeps

 

Morning all,,,,have a nice day.

 

Good morning East Coast brethren! I'm feeling somewhat less than motivated this morning.... anybody bring donuts?

 

Afternoonie Russ, spreading mulch, sore as heck, too much sittin on my **** the last 3 months I guess. lol

 

Sounds like jacuzzi time for you later. That'll help cure what ails you!

 

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.
His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day,
John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to a nearby city
and purchased a Robot. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact a Lie
Detector. He said it had to charge 4 or 5 hours, and then he would show her
how it worked. At 5:30 that afternoon, Tommy, their 11 year old son, came in
from school, nearly 2 hours and 15 minutes late. Both parents were
understandably angry. 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late
getting home?', they asked. 'Several of us went to the library to work on an
extra credit project,' said Tommy.

The Robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely
out of his chair.

'Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after
school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a mov ie.' 'What did you watch?', asked
Marsha. 'The Ten Commandments.' The Robot went around to Tommy and once
again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got
up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called
Sex Queen.' 'I'm ashamed of you Son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I
never lied to my parents, never tried to see dirty pictures much less dirty
movies, told dirty jokes, nor did I misbehave.'

The robot walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that not
only knocked him out of his chair, but out the back door and half way across
the patio.

When he came back inside, Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears.
'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy.
After all, He is your son!'

The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and literally slapped the
**** out of her, not once, but three times.

 

 

Does the mulch go down before, or after the B/S you be spreadin'?

 

George is gonna need ALOT (A LOT... ) of mulch.


Should I be worried about the difference between alot and a lot? Didn't think so...

Totally unrelated to this thread... if a person is ****-retentive does that not mean they are full of.... fecal matter?

 

I think it's quite topical.