April B/s Thread
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Not too bad. It's suppose to rain all day, and be chilly, but they are talking high 50's tomorrow, and almost 70 for saturday, so I ain't complaining too loud! I'm just so damn busy here at work now. I have another week and a half, and I'll be going to night shift for a month, working 7-12's. Goodbye having a life til the end of May!!
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From: Where Critters Are Free
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Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand.
'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!'
( NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY)
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand.
'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!'
( NOW I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY)
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Evening New England...just enjoying my day off here at the rock pile. Seems to be a re-occuring theme lately!!! 
Don't worry about the fire ants...they are reserved strictly for the "Fearless Eater"...and will only be released "Where Critters Roam"!!!
Don't worry about the fire ants...they are reserved strictly for the "Fearless Eater"...and will only be released "Where Critters Roam"!!!
