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Old Mar 25, 2008 | 08:50 AM
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Things You Can Do With Your *****

There are probably other things but here is a list of 50:

http://lifehackery.com/2008/03/22/50...-tennis-*****/
 
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Old Mar 25, 2008 | 12:41 PM
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Ripcords Tennis Ball Trebuchet

http://www.ripcord.ws/plans/plans.html
 
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Old Mar 25, 2008 | 01:00 PM
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I used a cut open tennis ball to cover my *****.
 
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Old Mar 25, 2008 | 01:12 PM
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i used to cut open my...never mind
 
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Old Mar 25, 2008 | 02:07 PM
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ok it must be about tennis ***** its ok to open then huh?
 
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Old Mar 25, 2008 | 02:09 PM
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I didn't see "Play Tennis" on the list.
 
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Old Mar 25, 2008 | 02:34 PM
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It's because they are old *****.
 
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Old Mar 25, 2008 | 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by kw5413
It's because they are old *****.
Old, wore out, all the bounce gone, just like yours...

I've got a few things I like to do with my *****...

Tim
 
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Originally Posted by thorseshoeing
Old, wore out, all the bounce gone, just like yours...

I've got a few things I like to do with my *****...

Tim
ya mean like when you shaved one, poured lighter fluid on the other, lit the lighterfluid, and stabbed all the crabs with an ice pick when they ran out of the fire onto the shaved side???
 
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Old Mar 25, 2008 | 03:23 PM
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I was talking about tennis *****. Sicko...

Although, that was fun...

Tim
 
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Be nice to me or I will take care of your ***** for you


 
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Use ice-pick to punch hole in ball (ouch!) , preferably new ball.

Run a piece of string or curtain cord through ball and tie string/cord into a knot.

Locate and mount nail or screw eye into ceiling in garage.

Hang ball from ceiling so as to touch windshield of vehicle (when parked where YOU want it) so that wife won't drive van into back wall of garage and damage van, or wall, or your favorite toolbox!
 
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