Being of Scandinavian descent, I enjoy jokes about Sven, Olie, and Lena.
These are some of my favorites.

Olie's new truck

Sven was walking down the street one day when what does he see but his best friend Olie driving up in a brand new Ford pickup.
"Olie!! Vere in da vorld did you get dis new truck?!"
Olie smiled. "Lena gave it to me."
"LENA? Olie, I knew she vas sveet on ya, but dis? Vhy did she give it to you?"
"Vell, Sven, it vas like dis: Ve vere out driving last night and ve parked in a qviet little spot down by da river. Ve vere snuggling close vhen all of a sudden Lena trew off all of clothes and said 'Olie, take vhatever you vant!' So... I took da truck."
Sven thought about this for a few seconds and said "Olie, you are a very smart man. Dem clothes NEVER vould of fit ya."


Sven and Olie's bungee jumping school

Sven and Olie went bungee jumping at the county fair and really loved it.
"You know vhat, Olie? Ve should buy some eqvipment and go down to Mexico vit it. Dey don't have bungee jumping down dere. Ve could make a fortune!"
"Dat's a very good idea, Sven. Let's do dat."
So Sven and Olie bought all the necessary equipment and went down to Mexico. They went to a small village and began to set up the tower in the village square. As they worked the crowd got larger and larger. When they were finished they went up to the top and Olie fastened himself to the cord and jumped off. When he came back up, Sven noticed he had some bruises and abrasions. He tried to catch Olie but missed.
Olie went back down, and this time when he came up he was blleeding and battered. Sven tried to catch but missed. Down went Olie! When he came back up he was barely conscious and one his arms was broken. This time Sven managed to catch him, and pull him onto the tower.
"Olie!! Vhat happened? Vas da cord too long?"
"No, Sven, da cord is fine. Da crowd did dis to me. And, Sven, I have a qvestion."
"Yes, Olie? Vhat is it?"
"Vhat in da vorld is a pinyata?"

Olie and Lena

Olie and Lena had been happily married for almost fifty years.
They were out on their front porch one evening rocking in their rocking chairs. Suddenly Olie stopped and looked at Lena.
"Lena, vhatever happened to our sex relations?"
Lena stopped rocking and thought for a moment.
"Vell, Olie. I yust don't know. I don't tink ve even got a card from dem last Christmas."

 

that truck one is great


chris