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Yo Ken, Good evening! Did you unload any units today?
Hey Bruce...I went to the dark side today...took a guy out of an F-150 and sold him a new Tee-yot-ee!!! I felt dirty doing it...and I made him pay dearly for making me feel that way!!!
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have had $214.00.
So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.