March B/S posting thread Part 3
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Originally Posted by BIGKEN
Well...just hang up!!!
That's a happy discovery...Hope you're having a fine afternoon BK. Any word on the next GTG?
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From: Stanton DE
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land."
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet
thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."
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They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land."
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet
thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with water."
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From: Greenfield, MA
Originally Posted by c4barnes
I would if the stupid call software didn't annouce to everyone who just left the meeting lol. But I can multitask on more important things online like, hey, there are dentside cabs available for $300 < 300 miles away? That's a happy discovery...
Hope you're having a fine afternoon BK. Any word on the next GTG?
That's a happy discovery...Hope you're having a fine afternoon BK. Any word on the next GTG?
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From: Where Critters Are Free
Originally Posted by BIGKEN
Not a whole lot of energy for an April GTG...maybe we're "Wintered Out". Gonna have to see if we can get something going.
Good point BIGKEN.........
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If you all get bored you can always do a coloring book...
http://www.hillaryclintoncoloringbook.com/
http://www.hillaryclintoncoloringbook.com/
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From: Stanton DE
[QUOTE=sglaine]If you all get bored you can always do a coloring book...
http://www.hillaryclintoncoloringbook.com/[/QUOTE]
Out shopping for more Hillary memorabilia again Sean?
http://www.hillaryclintoncoloringbook.com/[/QUOTE]
Out shopping for more Hillary memorabilia again Sean?
Just stoped in to say Hi.