March B/s Thread
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Good Morning everyone.....BIGKEN where are you?
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A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"
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Good morning Sean...and my New England Buds!!! I see Sean...Don...and Tony were busy getting the post count up last night,,,good job!!! I have to head out now...got to take Cujo for a walk so she can leave some by product on the neighbors front lawn...uhhh...snowbank!!!
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Man, you guys are a bunch of Ho's......... Miss a day and there's 12 pages of posts!! And that's even after letting a few March posts get posted on the February thread.
I've run through the music for this week, off to church. I'll be back later. Have a Blessed day all.
I've run through the music for this week, off to church. I'll be back later. Have a Blessed day all.
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arried. They are still a little shy about doing the "wild thing", so they decide to just refer to it as "washing the clothes". One night, Claire invites some of her friends over for dinner, but John is really horny and doesn't want to have to entertain their guests.
So, as Claire is serving the main course, he whispers in her ear, "Let's go wash the clothes". Claire is horrified that he could even suggest such a thing while they're entertaining, and she refuses. John tries again, but she won't give in. Claire tells him instead to go upstairs and get the candleholders from the hall closet. Frustrated, John slowly walks up the stairs to get them.
While he's upstairs, Claire thinks of the fun they'd have if they COULD "wash the clothes". Nah, she thinks. Not now. But eventually her imagination gets the best of her, and she tells the maid to run upstairs and tell John that she'll be up in a minute to help him. The maid finds John upstairs in the bedroom, and tells him that his wife will be up in a minute to help him wash the clothes.
"Tell her it's ok," says John. "I already did them by hand
So, as Claire is serving the main course, he whispers in her ear, "Let's go wash the clothes". Claire is horrified that he could even suggest such a thing while they're entertaining, and she refuses. John tries again, but she won't give in. Claire tells him instead to go upstairs and get the candleholders from the hall closet. Frustrated, John slowly walks up the stairs to get them.
While he's upstairs, Claire thinks of the fun they'd have if they COULD "wash the clothes". Nah, she thinks. Not now. But eventually her imagination gets the best of her, and she tells the maid to run upstairs and tell John that she'll be up in a minute to help him. The maid finds John upstairs in the bedroom, and tells him that his wife will be up in a minute to help him wash the clothes.
"Tell her it's ok," says John. "I already did them by hand