Have you looked at this post to see...everyone that's going has put their name here.
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/6...ry-meet-2.html

 

hey bud your awake

 

yup I'm there page #24-some rednecks gots real good smarts-well we can follow directions

 

I hope to see ya-how will I know who the hell you are-name tag???or just look for a 88 bronco full of sexy women???

 

sexy woman, I wish.

 

I should be the only one wearing a black Motorcraft t shirt or a brown snapon jacket

 

so where do they usually meet at the bar???

 

I think I saw a picture of tractor boy on here somewhere-he's got a mowhawk??

 

Tractor Boy does have a mo hawk.

 

we don't have an offical meeting place. I don't think

 

ME TO ME TO, and the wife is not coming. I think I'm going
to follow Paul down.

THE RULES OF THE COUNTRY FOR CITY PEOPLE:

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked.
3. Let's get this straight; it's called a 'dirt road.' I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4. They are cattle. They're live steaks. That's why they smell funny to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-75 goes north and south. Pick one.
5.. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
6. So every person who lives here waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
8. Yeah, we eat catfish. You really want sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.
9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.
12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup. Oh, yeah....we don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat...IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!
13. You bring 'coke' into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice.
14. You bring 'Mary Jane' into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
15. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lions and the Bears, and a dang site more fun to watch.
16. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.
17. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities, Community Colleges, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.
18. We have folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. So don't mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.
19. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers. Refer back to #1.
20. 4 inches isn't a blizzard - it's a flurry. Drive like you got some sense in it, and DON'T take all our bread, milk, and bleach from the grocery stores. This ain't Alaska, worst case you may have to live a whole day without croissants. The pickups with snow blades will have you out the next day.
A true Country Person will send this on!

 

ok guys time for me to get my old *** in bed-catch ya tomorrow if not see ya sunday

 

good night hardy

 

[QUOTE=BroncoChris88]I should be the only one wearing a black Motorcraft t shirt or a brown snapon jacket[/QUOTE

Hey Chris,
want to really mess with JR,
I'll wear mine too.

 

For this one we do.