February B/S thread
Post Fiend
Joined: Sep 2004
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From: Pine Level NC
This one is not cool though, its just too
darn windy. Wonder how many more are
going to come down. That one just missed
my new fence by about a foot.
Had to bring the trash cans in they almost blew
down the driveway.
Gotta go. See yall
darn windy. Wonder how many more are
going to come down. That one just missed
my new fence by about a foot.
Had to bring the trash cans in they almost blew
down the driveway.
Gotta go. See yall
Fleet Owner
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 26,898
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From: southern md
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws
you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex - Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
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From: DELAWARE, The First State
Where the heck is Bud, that slacker. lol
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From: Millersville, MD
Originally Posted by glruff
Where the heck is Bud, that slacker. lol
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From: DELAWARE, The First State
Originally Posted by BPofMD
I've been sorting coins all weekend. Been neglecting it for too long. We're down to the pennies and do those take a while to do!!