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Old Feb 13, 2008 | 03:27 PM
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My 10k joke
A male duck and a female duck check into a hotel.

The male duck can't find his condom, so he calls the concierge and asks if he could send up a condom.

The concierge asks "would you like the condom on your bill?"

"No" the duck says, "I'll suffocate".
 
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Old Feb 13, 2008 | 03:29 PM
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lol, for the last couple of weeks youve been dropping some funny **** 1 liners
 
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you posted 300+ posts today?''

welcome to the 5 digit club
 
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you posted 300+ posts today?''

welcome to the 5 digit club
I did? Who did?

And thanks.
 
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Good one!!!
 
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Good one, Ben. Happy 10k.
 
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"Thufferin' thucatash!"

Congrats, 'ben!!!!!!!!!
















Quack, quack.
 
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Good one....Congrats on the post!!
 
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Originally Posted by sierraben
A male duck and a female duck check into a hotel.

The male duck can't find his condom, so he calls the concierge and asks if he could send up a condom.

The concierge asks "would you like the condom on your bill?"

"No" the duck says, "I'll suffocate".
Barber joke. jd
 
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