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Had to share this with you.
A few days ago I was at the auto parts house and a blonde came in and asked for a “seven-hundred-ten”. The guy's behind the counter looked at each other, confused. Then they asked her, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”
She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine? She said she had lost it and needed a new one…” She went on to say she didn’t know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there and looked important.
Confused, the parts manager gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it and wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked “is there a 710 on this car?” She pointed and said, “Yes of course, its right there.”
If you’re not sure what a 710 is see below.
A few days ago I was at the auto parts house and a blonde came in and asked for a “seven-hundred-ten”. The guy's behind the counter looked at each other, confused. Then they asked her, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”
She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine? She said she had lost it and needed a new one…” She went on to say she didn’t know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there and looked important.
Confused, the parts manager gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it and wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked “is there a 710 on this car?” She pointed and said, “Yes of course, its right there.”
If you’re not sure what a 710 is see below.
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A replacement 710 will run you $5.99!!! It's just above the Muffler Bearings and Piston Return Spring!!
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...2db83d968e8326
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main...2db83d968e8326
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Originally Posted by Snowbunny
A replacement 710 will run you $5.99!!! It's just above the Muffler Bearings and Piston Return Spring!!
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=3&zenid=47f8ec545a c902b8d12db83d968e8326
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=3&zenid=47f8ec545a c902b8d12db83d968e8326
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I just spent half an hour on that site.
that is so funny it makes me want to buy something to reward the guy for his efforts.
and you guys are all forgetting the adjustable powerband and boost bar. hello? cheap performance products!
that is so funny it makes me want to buy something to reward the guy for his efforts.
and you guys are all forgetting the adjustable powerband and boost bar. hello? cheap performance products!
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Originally Posted by StrokeThis96
they had a story just like that on National public radio's car talk. hillarious. kinda like the story where the man tells the woman to change her blinker fluid. haha never gets old.
http://www.joe-ks.com/MultiMedia/LowHeadlightFluid.htm
Pretty funny stuff check it out!!
-Robb