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Old 02-06-2008, 02:38 AM
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You guys.... this isn't very funny at all...






















but if you had pictures it would be WE NEED EXAMPLES
 
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Old 02-06-2008, 06:13 AM
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its been on here a 1000 times before but just for laughs here it is again

http://128.83.80.200/taco/scarysteering.html
 
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......... and dont forget to thow out that front drive shaft (its just extra weight you dont need it)
 
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Old 02-06-2008, 05:59 PM
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mbb knows all about throwin out the front d shaft
 
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[QUOTE=STGFordCrazy04]its been on here a 1000 times before but just for laughs here it is again

http://128.83.80.200/taco/scarysteering.html[/QUOTE]

never seen that before... funny site.
 
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Old 02-06-2008, 11:40 PM
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Ah you guys forgot to mention your exhaust MUST be loud enough to shadder bullet proof glass...chicks dig that Also, when ever you pull in you MUST stand by your "tonka" for at least 5 minutes... O yea and when you leave you MUST do a burnout with only ONE wheel spinning.. Also what about mud decals lmao...
 
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Old 02-07-2008, 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by 88FordF-150
Ah you guys forgot to mention your exhaust MUST be loud enough to shadder bullet proof glass...chicks dig that Not loud...obnoxious. It should have more rattle than rumble. Also, when ever you pull in you MUST stand by your "tonka" for at least 5 minutes... Leather coat black sunglasses and 10W40 hair is a must O yea and when you leave you MUST do a burnout with only ONE wheel spinning.. Lockers are a waste of money on MCs. If they made something that provided less traction than a open diff thats what they should use. Also what about mud decals stickers covering the back glass is a must but one particular one is paramount...the infamous TYPE R lmao...


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Old 02-07-2008, 11:18 AM
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WEll if your gonna have the slcik hair and the leather jacket ya gotta have those shoes that dont have laces.
 
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Old 02-07-2008, 02:29 PM
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dang!!! i can't believe yall forgot the most important thing to put on a mall crawler!!!

to make it a real true authentic mall crawler, ya gots to put a chromed naked lady on each body panel and at least one naked lady sticker on each window!!!
 
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Old 02-07-2008, 05:27 PM
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Fluffy dice hanging from the rear view mirror, and shagpile seat covers!
 
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I had to give this thread 5 stars. It is freaking hilarious.
 
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3 shocks per corner and at least 2 shocks that really arent functional. Maybe like a dual shock setup on the slip joint of the drive shaft.
 
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Originally Posted by STGFordCrazy04
3 shocks per corner and at least 2 shocks that really arent functional. Maybe like a dual shock setup on the slip joint of the drive shaft.
dual shock setup on the slip joint...... I would ALMOST pay to see that.....but I would still laugh at it.
 
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Old 02-07-2008, 10:06 PM
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Hmm... how about a toolbox in the back with NO tools in it just very SHINY!! BIG antennas without a usable CB.
 
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Old 02-07-2008, 10:17 PM
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How about all that with a 2WD, no transfer case no front axle none of it. Now you know most of the trucks around lubbock. Lol
 


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