Jan chat/BS thread Part 1
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From: bricktown NJ
Originally Posted by tewferford
Yes sir can I help you? OH, I mailed that out two days ago. You should have it any day now.
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From: Where Critters Are Free
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes(You MUST read them aloud)
English
Chinese
That's not right
Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man
Dum ***
Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone
No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great
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From: Where Critters Are Free
These are 4 invaluable tips*
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO...
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.
Check out the things that you can do with it:
*I*
*The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.*
If you findyourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is anemergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network toestablish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.**Try it out**
*II*
*Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remotekeys?*
This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, callsomeone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the personat your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone ontheir end. Your car will unlock. It saves someone from having to drive yourkeys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, youcan unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*
*III*
*Subject: Hidden Battery power*
Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important calland you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reservebattery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart withthis reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. Thisreserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
*IV*
*Subject: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?*
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits onyour phone:
* # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoeverstole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobilephones.
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know.
Old Age, I decided, is a gift.
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO...
There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.
Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.
Check out the things that you can do with it:
*I*
*The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112.*
If you findyourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is anemergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network toestablish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.**Try it out**
*II*
*Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remotekeys?*
This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:
If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, callsomeone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone.
Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the personat your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone ontheir end. Your car will unlock. It saves someone from having to drive yourkeys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away,and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, youcan unlock the doors (or the trunk).
Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*
*III*
*Subject: Hidden Battery power*
Imagine your cell battery is very low, you are expecting an important calland you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reservebattery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart withthis reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. Thisreserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
*IV*
*Subject: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?*
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits onyour phone:
* # 0 6 #
A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless.
You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoeverstole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobilephones.
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know.
Old Age, I decided, is a gift.