Post Count Challenge!!!!!!!!
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Joined: Mar 2005
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From: Louisiana
Originally Posted by rbloodhound
I'm wondering when trigger is going to shut us down.
Another place we used to go belongs to a buddy of mine. It's fun when we're drunk, but really, it isn't a challenge. It's fun to go around in 2wd, but other than that, put it in 4wd, and there is absolutly no challenge unless you hit some ruts(in just the wrong way)and high center.
We quite going back there, because there is nothing but ruts everywhere now.
Can't even do a dough nut
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From: Southern Louisiana
Well I Got Home and the door was locked
And I tried to ring the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had wrote
Telling me to go to hell
I crawled in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the *****, and then I cried
Called me a name, said I lied
Kicked me again and I thought I died
Took my clothes, set em’ on fire
And hit me with her curling iron
I tried to block it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . . again
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
Well I tried to tell her but she didn’t care
Things weren’t what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water
And my nads would soon be steamed
I tried to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nerts with a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing that I ever felt
I thank god I wasn’t wearing a kilt
She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and then she missed my head
She reared back, swung it again and
Then she hit me in the twins . . . again
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
Yeah today’s that awful day,
Hey, my boys won’t be the same
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
And I tried to ring the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had wrote
Telling me to go to hell
I crawled in the window, I got inside
She kicked me in the *****, and then I cried
Called me a name, said I lied
Kicked me again and I thought I died
Took my clothes, set em’ on fire
And hit me with her curling iron
I tried to block it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch . . . again
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
Well I tried to tell her but she didn’t care
Things weren’t what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water
And my nads would soon be steamed
I tried to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nerts with a Rhinestone belt
It was like nothing that I ever felt
I thank god I wasn’t wearing a kilt
She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and then she missed my head
She reared back, swung it again and
Then she hit me in the twins . . . again
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
Yeah today’s that awful day,
Hey, my boys won’t be the same
Yeah today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend
Post Fiend
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 8,542
Likes: 5
From: Louisiana
I have some wood lands that I have gone in before, but the 3 times back there were so bad, I'm never going again. No matter the truck, it gets stuck, I'm affraid the bigger it is, the worste it gets stuck, and won't be able to get it out..........
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From: Crowville Louisiana
You should have hid her better
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