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From: Greenfield, MA
Originally Posted by 350steve
Salad you on a diet or something.Thats rabbit food...Bring on the pizza,cheeseburgers,steaks...
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From: Where Critters Are Free
Originally Posted by 350steve
Salad you on a diet or something.Thats rabbit food...Bring on the pizza,cheeseburgers,steaks...
I have to flush my self out with Rabbit food now and then..
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From: Where Critters Are Free
Letter to God
There was a man who worked for the postal service whose job was to process all the
mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky
handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to
see what it was about. The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 93 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday
someonestole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my
next social security check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited my only
living friend over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food
with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please
help me?
Sincerely,
Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
workers.. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars .
Bythe time he made the rounds, he had collected $95, which they put into an
envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt
awarm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with
herfriends .Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same
old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your
gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friend. We had a very
nice day and I told my friend of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $ 5 missing. I think it was those B#%&ts at the Post
Office.
Sincerely,
Edna
There was a man who worked for the postal service whose job was to process all the
mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky
handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to
see what it was about. The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 93 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday
someonestole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my
next social security check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited my only
living friend over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food
with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please
help me?
Sincerely,
Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
workers.. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars .
Bythe time he made the rounds, he had collected $95, which they put into an
envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt
awarm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with
herfriends .Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same
old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your
gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friend. We had a very
nice day and I told my friend of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $ 5 missing. I think it was those B#%&ts at the Post
Office.
Sincerely,
Edna
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From: Where Critters Are Free
Originally Posted by BIGKEN
Actually...steve...chefs salad is not a real slimming dish...has meats and eggs and cheese in it...leave it to Sean to think he's eating healthy and then down one of these thousand calorie salads slathered in dressing!!! Of course...knowing Sean...he will probably order his with pizza, cheeseburgers, and steaks innstead of eggs and cheese!!!
Today, I behaved my self and had a salad from Subway.... With low -cal dressing..
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I know... he is hoing it up in here.
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