What's your favorite saying??
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Location: I live in Leitchfield, KY
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She's so ugly, she could make a train take a dirt road
Awkward as a 3 legged duck
Bright as a burnt out light bulb
She's so buck toothed, she could eat an apple through a picked fence
Like poop through a goose
Give him an anvil and a rubber hammer and he'd have them both tore up in a week
He could foul up a steel ball with a rubber hammer
When you come to a fork in the road take it
Awkward as a 3 legged duck
Bright as a burnt out light bulb
She's so buck toothed, she could eat an apple through a picked fence
Like poop through a goose
Give him an anvil and a rubber hammer and he'd have them both tore up in a week
He could foul up a steel ball with a rubber hammer
When you come to a fork in the road take it
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Ok, here's a couple more........
"got dandruff and some-of-it-itches" (as opposed to GD and son-of-a b****es)
"Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things"
And one of my favorites....
Pish Posh!! (this is what my dad says when things aren't going right....Dad's not big on cussing...lol)
Bobby
"got dandruff and some-of-it-itches" (as opposed to GD and son-of-a b****es)
"Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things"
And one of my favorites....
Pish Posh!! (this is what my dad says when things aren't going right....Dad's not big on cussing...lol)
Bobby
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