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I pulled this from the Pickups Limited site, but figured they won't mind if I posted it here. This is really cute....
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage,
There wasn't a trace
of a Chevy or Dodge.
The presents were wrapped and the lights were all
lit, So I figured I'd mess
with the EFFIE for a bit.
I popped the release and I lifted the hood, When a
deep voice behind me said
"looks pretty good."
Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick, And
there, by the
workbench, stood good ol Saint Nick!
We stood there a bit, not too sure what to say, Then
he said "don't suppose
that you'd trade for my sleigh?
I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin, "But
if you've got the time we
could go for a spin!"
His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Turned into a smile and he
said "hey! Let's go!!"
So as not to disturb all the neighbors' retreat, We
pushed the EFFIE
quietly into the street,
Then, taking our places to drift down the hill, I
turned on the key and I
let the clutch spill.
The sound that erupted took him by surprise, But he
liked it a lot, by the
look in his eyes.
With Hoosier's a crying and side pipes aglow, We
headed on out where the
hot rodders go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears, With
every shift up as I
went through the gears.
Then he yelled "can't recall when I've felt so
alive!" So I backed off the
gas and said "you wanna drive?"
Ol Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys, When
he walked past the
headlights he shook at the knees!
Then the big block exploded with side exhaust sound!
Santa let out the
clutch and the tires shook the ground!
Power shift into second, again into third! I sat
there just watching, at
loss for a word,
Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all...........it's a hell of a
night!!!"
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