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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 05:34 PM
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Why am I so damn cool???

I mean, nobody even comes close to me in the coolness department...Many have tried, but none have been able to yet...and I serously doubt that anyone ever will...

Tim
 
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 06:01 PM
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why do we........ spend 90% of our lives bustin our tails to make as much money as we can,only to spend the last days in a nursing home hoping not to suffer the indignity of not making it to the rest room. remember dont get to buissy making a living to have a life
 
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 06:12 PM
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Why do we think the grass is greener on the other side?
 
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by thorseshoeing
Why am I so damn cool???

I mean, nobody even comes close to me in the coolness department...Many have tried, but none have been able to yet...and I serously doubt that anyone ever will...

Tim
Why do we put up with Tim.... He thinks he is Soooo Cool, Well someone out there must work in a Ice Factory..... that ull shut him up!

Gotcha! Again!!!
 
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill W
Why do we put up with Tim.... He thinks he is Soooo Cool, Well someone out there must work in a Ice Factory..... that ull shut him up!

Gotcha! Again!!!
The ice factory in my town doesn't need a freezer, that's how cool I am...

Why does Bill keep thinking he can get me???

Tim
 
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 07:25 PM
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Why do some people try to impress others by trying to tap their head and rub their tummy at the same time ?

Why do half the people put their right shoe on first... while the other half puts their left shoe on first ?

Why do some people have gas lawn mower and others have electric mowers ?
 
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Mil1ion
Why do some people try to impress others by trying to tap their head and rub their tummy at the same time ?

Why do half the people put their right shoe on first... while the other half puts their left shoe on first ?

Why do some people have gas lawn mower and others have electric mowers ?
Because some people only have 50 foot electrical cords, but have 70 foot yards. Hence they need a gas mower!

Right brain people put their left shoe on every day. Unless they are drunk, in which it is a crap shoot then.

I do not try to impress people by rubbing my tummy and head. I try to impress people by using my head, so I can fill my tummy!
 
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 10:16 PM
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Why do I think about Tim when I see something odd? sorry Tim.
 
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 10:18 PM
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And I thought It was only Me!
 
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Old Nov 26, 2007 | 11:14 PM
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Because some people only have 50 foot electrical cords, but have 70 foot yards. Hence they need a gas mower!
So then why dont they have an outlet on the house at the 35 ft mark of the yard ?
 
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Old Nov 27, 2007 | 07:57 AM
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Why do we say something totally rude, cruel, or hurtful to someone we love, then when they react to it with silence and weirdness, ask with a "loving" smile on our face "You okay Baby?" Then when they tell us no cuz they are hurt, etc, we get more pouty towards them, and no one talks? Where is the heartfelt "I'm sorry!" at? Travis Tritt states "This romance goes down to foolish pride."
Hmmm. Interesting topic. I wonder if the rude, cruel, or hurtful statement simply came "out of the blue"?

We're all just people. When one expresses some piece of themselves that shows bigotry, hatred, or intolarance to their loved one, should they really be surprised at a rude, cruel, or hurtful response?

I'm not suggesting that two wrongs make a right...but often times, when caught off guard, one's first reaction to a perceived attack is to counter attack.
 
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Old Nov 27, 2007 | 09:08 AM
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Why do we think the grass is greener on the other side?
Because it usually has a lot more fertilizer (BS) on it.....
 
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Old Nov 27, 2007 | 09:10 AM
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Why do half the people put their right shoe on first... while the other half puts their left shoe on first ?
Speaking of tying shoes...Why does it seem that my legs are getting longer when I try to tie them?
 
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Old Nov 27, 2007 | 09:35 AM
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Speaking of tying shoes...Why does it seem that my legs are getting longer when I try to tie them?
Perhaps because the bubble in the middle is getting bigger with age???
 
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Old Nov 27, 2007 | 01:27 PM
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So then why dont they have an outlet on the house at the 35 ft mark of the yard ?
If it's in the middle you'll just run over it with the mower. Then it's a single use only.
 
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