Couldn't Resist
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Couldn't Resist
There once was a turkey named Tom
that was cooked to prefection by mom
we counted our blessing, wolfed it down with some dressing
and dropped on the couch like a bomb.
Leave room for dessert.
that was cooked to prefection by mom
we counted our blessing, wolfed it down with some dressing
and dropped on the couch like a bomb.
Leave room for dessert.
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From: "Islander"
Good bier good grub good gawd lets eat, Amen.
Many hours fixin dinner with a few minutes of carnage, yup that's Thanksgiving. My sister inlaw and husband with his family will have all 5 TV's thru out the house blasting football games as they are Raider Fans. They have big screens and rear projections. Something I do not want to go to but the wife has a gun to my head someone save me from this torture I must endure. Different inlaws rotate having turkey day each year. Three years ago this same house of NFL blasting I slipped a drag racing tape in with Greg Andersons Pro Stock run down the 1/4 mile, cranked the volume to maximum with their surround sound. Sounded great to me but scared the hell out of them and the dogs. Must bring the ear plugs and wait till 9:00 pm comes around.
Many hours fixin dinner with a few minutes of carnage, yup that's Thanksgiving. My sister inlaw and husband with his family will have all 5 TV's thru out the house blasting football games as they are Raider Fans. They have big screens and rear projections. Something I do not want to go to but the wife has a gun to my head someone save me from this torture I must endure. Different inlaws rotate having turkey day each year. Three years ago this same house of NFL blasting I slipped a drag racing tape in with Greg Andersons Pro Stock run down the 1/4 mile, cranked the volume to maximum with their surround sound. Sounded great to me but scared the hell out of them and the dogs. Must bring the ear plugs and wait till 9:00 pm comes around.
Last edited by "Beemer Nut"; Nov 22, 2007 at 02:47 PM.
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Originally Posted by Beemer Nut
There once was a turkey named Tom
that was cooked to prefection by mom
we counted our blessing, wolfed it down with some dressing
and dropped on the couch like a bomb.
Leave room for dessert.
that was cooked to prefection by mom
we counted our blessing, wolfed it down with some dressing
and dropped on the couch like a bomb.
Leave room for dessert.
After eating my dinner
I let out a fart
And said WOW that was a winner!
My kids started their cries
DAD you are burning our eyes!
Please take a beano or two
cause we are all turning blue!
I said beano?No way!
This is a fart holiday!
So they all left me there
All alone in my chair
Then as I started losing my scent
I wondered where the smell went
Quick,get more ammo I think
I cant stay alone without stink!
So with disaster I flirt
And have ice cream for dessert!
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Originally Posted by Beemer Nut
There once was a turkey named Tom
that was cooked to prefection by mom
we counted our blessing, wolfed it down with some dressing
and dropped on the couch like a bomb.
Leave room for dessert.
that was cooked to prefection by mom
we counted our blessing, wolfed it down with some dressing
and dropped on the couch like a bomb.
Leave room for dessert.
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From: San Francisco, Ca.
Originally Posted by cjben
now how ironic is that? my local newspaper had a cartoon with those very words in it yesterday
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Originally Posted by Beemer Nut
I pulled it out of todays local rag, credit is not mine.
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