Stressed Driver
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Stressed Driver
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard
a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police
officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to
the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and
placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached
the cell and opened d the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk
where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper
sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the
trunk.'
'Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.'
Priceless.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard
a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police
officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to
the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and
placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached
the cell and opened d the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk
where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you,
and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper
sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday
School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the
trunk.'
'Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.'
Priceless.
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From: Yorkton Sask
k...
the guy gets pulled over for speeding, cop asks for his registration/insurance...guy says "i can't...its in the glovebox and there's a gun on top of it." cop thinks for a minute... "whats the gun doing there?" he asks, to which the guy replies... "i used it to kill my wife, she's in the trunk."
cop gets sort of nervous, radios the swat team, they come out, grab the guy and search the car. finding no gun, nor body, they ask what is the truth of the matter. the guy says... "i don't know what your officer said, but i bet the lying SOB told you i was speeding too... "
the guy gets pulled over for speeding, cop asks for his registration/insurance...guy says "i can't...its in the glovebox and there's a gun on top of it." cop thinks for a minute... "whats the gun doing there?" he asks, to which the guy replies... "i used it to kill my wife, she's in the trunk."
cop gets sort of nervous, radios the swat team, they come out, grab the guy and search the car. finding no gun, nor body, they ask what is the truth of the matter. the guy says... "i don't know what your officer said, but i bet the lying SOB told you i was speeding too... "
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From: Beachville, Ontario
Man's driving home after a rough day at work. His wife calls him on his cell phone:
"I'm just calling to warn you, there's a car going the wrong way on the highway!"
"One??!!! They're all going the wrong way!"
"I'm just calling to warn you, there's a car going the wrong way on the highway!"
"One??!!! They're all going the wrong way!"
