Nov chat thread/post away!!
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From: Where Critters Are Free
Originally Posted by defyrftr
If diesel keeps getting more and more expensive....I am going to start brewing my own french fry bio. At least my exhaust would smell better...lol
Yeahh and we can use the oil from my french fries...
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From: At the Station
Not a good night for little critters here in Delaware. I just got back from a crap motor vehicle crash w/3 patient refusals. I sacraficed a oppossum, almost struck a deer and a fox. Thank God I have a brush guard....lol
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From: Harrington, Delaware
Butt Measurement
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?”
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The woman chose to ignore her husband.
Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?”