hahahaha ya,,,,,like that's gonna happen,,,,,lol.

 

God I wish it would snow.....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

Y is you refrigerator broke?

 

I just want to go snowmobiling......Plus people are on there computers more witch means that they will need service

 

Go to Canada and stop your moaning. lol

 

Oh,,I see,,good for business and play time.

 

Let the ho'ing commence......and a lil eye candy to get ya started

 

dang, can't believe I missed this one last night!! Animation!!

 

OMG, I can't see, help, I been blinded

 

I know what your saying....

 

What's the official post total now?????

 

can't see it....im blinded

 

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's a$$ and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

Wal-Mart WON'T let me shop there anymore!!!

 

threeninetog

 

I even sent that joke to the minister of our church.....LOL