Nov chat thread/post away!!
Cargo Master
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From: Here and there
Todd you better bring that beast out next year to some of the truck pulls. Hey guys sorry its been a long time. if you want to know why, just PM me and I will explain, not something i need to bring out in the air at this moment.
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From: Where Critters Are Free
Originally Posted by toadx8u
yeah i have been busy entertaining lady friends
At least Todd you have your priorities in order...Good Man...
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Cargo Master
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From: Seaford, Lower Slower DEL
It seems that I just keep missing the "chat" sessions, and whenever I do manage to find someone online, it is usually late, and they aren't going to be around long. Since I don't want to keep George awake past his bedtime with "chitchat", I usually just read the posts, and then switch over to the main FTE threads. It is tough for a person in my position to get into the groove, due to the following:
Why I Like Retirement !
1. Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
2. Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
3. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
4. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
5. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
6. Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
7. Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
8. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS
9. Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
10. Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .
11. Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
12. Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
13. Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
14. Question (MY FAVORITE) What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing; Sat & Sun, I rest.
If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.
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Why I Like Retirement !
1. Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
2. Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
3. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
4. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
5. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
6. Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
7. Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
8. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS
9. Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
10. Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .
11. Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
12. Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
13. Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
14. Question (MY FAVORITE) What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing; Sat & Sun, I rest.
If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.
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Last edited by BigBlueMacDaddy; Nov 13, 2007 at 05:37 PM.
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From: Camden DE
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Originally Posted by DAFBFD58
Todd you better bring that beast out next year to some of the truck pulls. Hey guys sorry its been a long time. if you want to know why, just PM me and I will explain, not something i need to bring out in the air at this moment.
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Originally Posted by DAFBFD58
Todd you better bring that beast out next year to some of the truck pulls. Hey guys sorry its been a long time. if you want to know why, just PM me and I will explain, not something i need to bring out in the air at this moment.
