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well now, i think its time someone stepped up to the plate, and explained why Tim wants to get that there monkey.
ya see, when Tim was just a wee tadpole, his momma used to dress him up in a costume pretty close to the one the monkey is wearing, and then he would ride the dog and pigs around just like that there monkey is doing.
but then Tim grew up, and the costume no longer fit him, the dogs back broke when he sat on it, and they ate the pigs.
so the reason Tim wants that there monkey is to relive his childhood.
it be preety cool sitting there watching a ball game, you look over at furry little lou, and you tell him, go get me a beer, and get yourself one as well to.
Better watch what ya say there, Timmy. I might just get the urge to go back and find that one time where you actually gave somebody real advice, and then everybody'll be asking you questions
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