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Old Sep 25, 2007 | 04:22 PM
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I need to get a monkey...

So I can train it to do this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNqUJ...elated&search=

Ain't that the cutest darn thing you've ever saw...

Tim
 
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Old Sep 25, 2007 | 07:41 PM
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Tim all i got to say is its only you! ill just sit and watch the crazy stuff ya find,yes thats pretty cute.
 
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Old Sep 25, 2007 | 07:44 PM
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I saw him at a rodeo around where I live about a year or two ago.
 
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Old Sep 25, 2007 | 08:30 PM
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wouldn't the sheep get jelous if you had a monkey?
 
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Old Sep 25, 2007 | 08:31 PM
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no, tim sent the sheep to keep carl company for a while.
 
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 01:53 AM
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I need to get a monkey...

Originally Posted by thorseshoeing
So I can spank it...


Tim


Fixed it for ya!!!........
 
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 02:02 AM
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I like to see King Kong or Mighty Joe Young do that.
 
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 12:32 PM
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well now, i think its time someone stepped up to the plate, and explained why Tim wants to get that there monkey.

ya see, when Tim was just a wee tadpole, his momma used to dress him up in a costume pretty close to the one the monkey is wearing, and then he would ride the dog and pigs around just like that there monkey is doing.
but then Tim grew up, and the costume no longer fit him, the dogs back broke when he sat on it, and they ate the pigs.

so the reason Tim wants that there monkey is to relive his childhood.
 
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 12:59 PM
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it be preety cool sitting there watching a ball game, you look over at furry little lou, and you tell him, go get me a beer, and get yourself one as well to.
 
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 03:47 PM
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Please don't expect us to believe the monkey riding the Border Collie schtick. We ALL know what you would be doing to that monkey...

Just spank the one you got....perv.
 
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 04:22 PM
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I hate you guys, I really really do...I show you a cute little video and you turn it into something perverted...I hate you guys...

Tim
 
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 04:44 PM
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Better watch what ya say there, Timmy. I might just get the urge to go back and find that one time where you actually gave somebody real advice, and then everybody'll be asking you questions

Oh, and for anybody else who feels they need to spank the monkey:
http://www.addictinggames.com/monkey.html
 

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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 05:38 PM
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what???
all i did was defend you, and you go saying you hate me again??

and i didn't even call you a dork or a dink.
i mean really!!


you keep that up, and i am going to get a complexion.
 
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 05:43 PM
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thats one silly game there weeds!!
 
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Old Sep 26, 2007 | 08:09 PM
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So I can train it to do this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNqUJCw79YQ&mode=related&search=

Ain't that the cutest darn thing you've ever saw...

Tim
What's the matter, Tim? Dan ridin' Tony around just doesn't do it for ya any more?


Pete
 
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