Things that are diffucult to say when........
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Things that are diffucult to say when........
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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Or things you shouldn't say when you are drunk...
- "Your wife looks like a doodoo head"
- "I'm gonna kick your ***"
- "I'm OK...I can drive"
- "Hey Baby, you wanta (Fill in the Blank)"
- "Do you girls take American Express?"
- "I can drink anybody under the table"
- "Here, hold my beer"
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Shoulda been at my daughter's / son-in-law's pool side wedding reception this past weekend...
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Things not to say when pulled over by cops:
Man am I glad to see you, I could've killed somebody!
No I can't get out, you get in...
You want this beer in my hand? Ok, I've got more in the cooler...
(say with lisp) That's a nice gun there big fella, can I touch it???
Those flashing lights really bring out the color in your eyes...
Tim
Man am I glad to see you, I could've killed somebody!
No I can't get out, you get in...
You want this beer in my hand? Ok, I've got more in the cooler...
(say with lisp) That's a nice gun there big fella, can I touch it???
Those flashing lights really bring out the color in your eyes...
Tim
