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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 01:44 PM
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Well I had to go to DMV for something. So after I went there I got something to eat. I was pulling over the bridge at a 3 way road. This guy in this beat up what looked like a 02 chevy 2500hd had a red light and I had the green light. he pulls in front of me and I just nearly t boned him. i just barrily stopped. the guys yells out and says get that p.o.s ford out of the road and flips me off. im like p.o.s ford. my truck isnt all beat up and the engine isnt knockin like yours is. then the guy is going 20mph in a 50mph zone. Then i leave mcdonalds and this guy was waiting for me in the gas station a few doors down. this old man was haywire. I got his plate # and i'm calling troopers and getting him for road rage.
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 01:45 PM
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tell the cops the guuys's swerving all over and you think he just threw a beer bottle at ya
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 01:50 PM
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....or you THOUGHT he maybe had a pistol pointed at you.
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 01:54 PM
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call was already made on cell phone when i was done eatin
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 03:42 PM
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I almost got run off the road by a chevy duramax also. What is this, open season on Fords with PSD? Never had anything happen like that with my old 93 gasser. new to diesel, but am already aware of this problem...I was pulling up at a red light no reason for chevy to fly by to stop for red light!
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 04:13 PM
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A Dodge with a Cummins and exhaust stacks cut me off a few months ago while I was towing.

He flipped me off, so I blew him a kiss. He must have figured I was either crazy or "light in the loafers" and left me alone a that point.
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 04:35 PM
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when I was hauling the 5th wheel to dover to the nascar race in 04. someone cut me off missed my truck by about 3 inches slowed down while i was going 80mph. he flipped me off cause i laid on my horn. crazy ppl on the new jersey turn pike.
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by redford
A Dodge with a Cummins and exhaust stacks cut me off a few months ago while I was towing.

He flipped me off, so I blew him a kiss. He must have figured I was either crazy or "light in the loafers" and left me alone a that point.
yeah the good ol kiss thing works great...also i like to pick my nose and flick it at them...one time i did that and a girl took out one of those gell cups that girls stick in there bras and threw it at me...it actually went in the window and on my passenger seat...i didnt know if she was mad or attracted to me...well at that point i didnt have my SD but my 150, so i guess its she was mad
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 06:20 PM
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so I blew him a kiss.
That has been my standard retort to anyone flipping me off for years. It's especially effective when the person has a wife/spouse with them. They really look like an idiot in front of them and you can bet they're getting an earful once I give em that for a comeback!
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by EaTmYtAiLpIpEs
Well I had to go to DMV for something. So after I went there I got something to eat. I was pulling over the bridge at a 3 way road. This guy in this beat up what looked like a 02 chevy 2500hd had a red light and I had the green light. he pulls in front of me and I just nearly t boned him. i just barrily stopped. the guys yells out and says get that p.o.s ford out of the road and flips me off. im like p.o.s ford. my truck isnt all beat up and the engine isnt knockin like yours is. then the guy is going 20mph in a 50mph zone. Then i leave mcdonalds and this guy was waiting for me in the gas station a few doors down. this old man was haywire. I got his plate # and i'm calling troopers and getting him for road rage.
sounds like a senile old man
did you have a full green, did he have any time to make it through before the light changed?
some people drive like they are the only ones on the road UGH!!!
def report him
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 07:47 PM
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Ya some nuts on the road, I had a guy in a new volvo try to run me off the road he tried the "pit" move on my lifted sd with the 35s on it, he slowed down to like 10mph in a 55 then chased me when I passed and after I passed he actually hit me in the rear corner, #ucked his new volvo all up. I stoped locked it in and threw it in R and was about to put her up on his hood when I saw the others cars behind him and decided to call the cops insted, that Mother almost got a Toyo MT in the lap. Then again I don't care for jail food very much either.
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 07:49 PM
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Ya some nuts on the road, I had a guy in a new volvo try to run me off the road he tried the "pit" move on my lifted sd with the 35s on it, he slowed down to like 10mph in a 55 then chased me when I passed and after I passed he actually hit me in the rear corner, #ucked his new volvo all up. I stoped locked it in and threw it in R and was about to put her up on his hood when I saw the others cars behind him and decided to call the cops insted, that Mother almost got a Toyo MT in the lap. Then again I don't care for jail food very much either.
good story but it sounded real gangster...lol
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 08:31 PM
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i had full green. he had a full red. guy was honestly senile.
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 08:59 PM
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Me and a friend I work with get off at the same highway exit.

Well,today we were keeping up with eachother because we were meeting at a gas station.I drive a 1992 Mazda Protege at the moment,he drives an early to mid 90's F250 Deisel.

Well,his guy in a Chevy 2500 HD cuts him off and then slams on his breaks while my friend was going about 75.My buddy lays on the horn and the guy slams his breaks again.

So we put on our signals and gets off,this jagoff swerves over and gets off to.He follows me into the gas station and my friend pulls in.The guy gets out of his truck and goes off on my friend.I look inside his truck and I see a handgun on the front passenger seat of the Chevy.All me and my buddy have is two fishing poles,a large gas can filled with Deisel,and I have a breaker bar in my trunk.

A fight ensued when the Chevy guy swung on my buddy,so I locked the Chevy up (his keyes in the ignition,the windows up) so he can't get his gun.Inside they called the cops and the Chevy guy was arrested.The tow truck guy had to bust the window to get into the cab.

The guy is having reckless driving,carrying a weapon without registration or permit,carrying a weapon on weapon banned property,assault,and road rage.
 
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Old Jul 16, 2007 | 09:16 PM
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Oh, I was very serious when I said tell them he may have a gun. I know this from personal experience.

Years ago, when I was poverty stricken, I drove a rusted out Chevy Luv. It had a problem, especially when cold, where it would backfire between gears....loudly....I mean shotgun style backfires. I later found out it was the smog pump that caused this and cured the backfire by cutting the belt....but I digress.

Well, one morning I was going to work and it seems my truck backfired at a lady gettng her morning paper. She called 911 and told them "this crusty rusty red Chevy Luv just drove by my house and shot at me."

Just to cut to the chase, do you know that when you're on the wrong end of a police shotgun, the barrel looks real real real big, like you could fit an orange in it?
 
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