Gross but funny!
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Gross but funny!
While I was at work today,one of the guys comes out of the mens room yelling his head off because somebody forgot to flush the toilet.But he was not yelling "who forgot to flush",and by the time I figured out what he meant by what he was saying,I was lmao!He was yelling "WHO LEFT THE KIDS IN THE POOL"Well anyway,he walks up to me and says,why the he## are you laughing,was it you?I said,oh no it was not me,I use the urinal.He looks at me dumbfounded and starts to explain himself,but I cut him off and tell him I know what he meant.That is why I said I use the urinal.Because after all,everybody knows that it is safer to leave the kids on the waterslide than in the pool! 
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Originally Posted by bigun72
.... ill have to remeber that .. " who left the kids in the pool " .... im gonna get somebody good at work , ill turn the water off and see what they doI dunno if you watch south park, but you can get a lot of "bathroom humor" from that show.
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While I was at work a friend came in the bathroom and went in a stall and sat down.
As I was about to leave I ask him if he knew how a blind person got theirself clean after dropping the kids off at the pool.
His answer was I don't know.
I turned the light off as I left.
Most of us knew to carry a flashlight to the restroom with us when we went.
As I was about to leave I ask him if he knew how a blind person got theirself clean after dropping the kids off at the pool.
His answer was I don't know.
I turned the light off as I left.
Most of us knew to carry a flashlight to the restroom with us when we went.
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Originally Posted by Chugalug
While I was at work a friend came in the bathroom and went in a stall and sat down.
As I was about to leave I ask him if he knew how a blind person got theirself clean after dropping the kids off at the pool.
His answer was I don't know.
I turned the light off as I left.
Most of us knew to carry a flashlight to the restroom with us when we went.
As I was about to leave I ask him if he knew how a blind person got theirself clean after dropping the kids off at the pool.
His answer was I don't know.
I turned the light off as I left.
Most of us knew to carry a flashlight to the restroom with us when we went.
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Originally Posted by Chugalug
While I was at work a friend came in the bathroom and went in a stall and sat down.
As I was about to leave I ask him if he knew how a blind person got theirself clean after dropping the kids off at the pool.
His answer was I don't know.
I turned the light off as I left.
Most of us knew to carry a flashlight to the restroom with us when we went.
As I was about to leave I ask him if he knew how a blind person got theirself clean after dropping the kids off at the pool.
His answer was I don't know.
I turned the light off as I left.
Most of us knew to carry a flashlight to the restroom with us when we went.
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When I was married(almost 14 years DIVORCED!!!) my Mother In Law thought it was funny how I excused myself to go to the bathroom. She also thought I walked on water because of the kind way I treated her( now the ex-wife). She DID question the punching bag in the bedroom!
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Originally Posted by bigun72
i fart but dont tell nobody then they get a wiff of it , and it about chokes them out ...thats how i play at work
...thats how i play at work
But I also like to play the make it so loud it echos game!
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I was just sitting here thinking the janitor comes in over the weekend and cleans and sterilizes everything sooo,I think on Monday I will take some of my daughters Barbie pool accessories (slide,beach towels,etc)and set up a whole pool scene before anybody gets there.What the heck,she never plays with the stuff anymore and it should be quite funny!
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I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a thread. Wow.
I hadn't used the "light switch" in a couple years, but I might pull that one on Henry tomorrow.
He always comes up to me after dropping the kids off, asking me if I brought my fishing rod.
I ask "Why?"
He answers with "I left some toilet trout in there for you"
I hadn't used the "light switch" in a couple years, but I might pull that one on Henry tomorrow.
He always comes up to me after dropping the kids off, asking me if I brought my fishing rod.
I ask "Why?"
He answers with "I left some toilet trout in there for you"