Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously :


1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.


2. A day without sunshine is like, Night.


3. On the other hand, you have different fingers


4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.


5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.


7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.


8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.


10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.


11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.


13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.


14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.


15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?


16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.


18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.


19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?


20 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines


21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?


24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the Hell happened ???


25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.


26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

 

Always pay your bill........in full.

 

you have officially made my night

 

Might not have this problem had the guy not ticked off the Ford Owner
Espcially if the ford owner has a FORD Tractor

 

hahahahah the expression on that guys face thats one i'd like to see

 

Too Funny.....

 

Ya got the foundation dug, add some walls and you got a museum!!!!

 

GREAT IDEA

Keep driving the fords and put the "others" in a museum. That way will last as long as the Fords, Right?

 

or put a draw bridge and you've got a gmc castle that needs to be attacked by angry drunk Ford owners with bb guns rocks and other things

 

How about Tug of War with a couple of Powerstrokes.

 

or a pressure test for Ford Tractors

 

wait wait wait

Lets do a modern version of JUNK YARD WARS.
we could boild a catapault out of an old ford tow truck or tractor and heav old GMC's at it . The first guy to nock it off gets to..... uummmmm.....





I guess he gets to keep chucking stuff at it.

It would be kind of like a game at the FAIR or a carnival

 

that's a brilliant idea i believe at a g2g that should be done

 

can anybody bring that ch**y in the picture!!!