you explain...joke
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you explain...joke
Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *******," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Send this to 5 people or else you'll have a bad sex life FOREVER!
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *******," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Send this to 5 people or else you'll have a bad sex life FOREVER!
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A lady sent her panties to a laundry.
She was not satisfied and sent them back with a note "use more soap on panties"
They came back no cleaner.
Again she sent them back with the same note "use more soap on panties".
They came back no cleaner.
She got P.O'd and took them to the laundry in person.
Look she said, use more soap on panties.
The clerk said, use more paper on ***.
She was not satisfied and sent them back with a note "use more soap on panties"
They came back no cleaner.
Again she sent them back with the same note "use more soap on panties".
They came back no cleaner.
She got P.O'd and took them to the laundry in person.
Look she said, use more soap on panties.
The clerk said, use more paper on ***.
